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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mcsgsym: “ Black Tights with School Uniform (by sutible) ”
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Black Tights with School Uniform (by sutible)

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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧Super easy and cute phrases for first time Japanese travelers (◕‿◕✿)

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  • Arigatoo gozaimasu. - Japanese sword
  • Doomo arigatoo gozaimasu. - Japanese sword
  • Doo itashimashite. - Japanese sword
  • onegai shimasu - Japanese sword
  • hai - Japanese sword
  • iie - Japanese sword
  • Sumimasen.  - Japanese sword
  • Sumimasen. - Japanese sword
  • Gomen’nasai. - Japanese sword
  • Wakarimasen. - Japanese sword
  • Nihongo ga wakarimasen. - Japanese sword
  • Nihongo wa amari joozu ja arimasen. - Japanese sword
  • Eigo o hanashimasu ka? - Japanese sword
  • Yukkuri hanashite kudasai. - Japanese sword
  • Moo ichido onegai shimasu. - Japanese sword
  • Onamae wa nandesu ka? - Japanese sword
  • Ogenki desu ka? - Japanese sword
  • Eigo o hanashimasu ka? - Japanese sword
  • Chikatetsu wa doko desu ka? - Japanese sword
  • Chippu wa fukumarete imasu ka? - Japanese sword
  • Kore wa ikura desu ka? - Japanese sword
  • Koko ni kooshuudenwa ga arimasu ka? - Japanese sword
  • Intaanetto o tsukattemo iidesu ka? - Japanese sword
  • Tetsudatte itadakemasu ka? - Japanese sword
  • Ofuro wa doko desu ka? - Japanese sword

✿ ♥✿ ♥✿ ♥✿ ♥(^▽^) HAVE FUN TRAVELERS ✿ ♥✿ ♥✿ ♥✿ ♥✿ ♥✿ ♥✿   

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2006 aesthetic

holyfuckabear

  • skinny weeaboo girl who sits like L while eating anything
  • anything to do with death note
  • yaoi paddles
  • every pairing has a ‘every time we touch’ amv on youtube
  • cutting thumb holes in your hoodies
  • having a million stickers on your deviantart
  • roleplaying your favourite characters on neopets, but moving the racy rps to msn messenger
  • kingdom hearts everywhere
  • snapesnogger’s naga art dominating the deviantart most popular
  • harry potter ship wars
  • :3 nyoro~n
  • leekspin meme
  • the dance from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya or Lucky Star
  • advice memes
  • the amazing atheist
  • lolcats
  • fml and mlia
  • _____ the abridged series
  • epic fail compilations
  • phoenix wright parodies
  • OH MY GOD, SHOES
  • we’re going to candy mountain charrrlliieee~
  • still using newgrounds.com
  • one hundred thousand sonic webcomics using sprites and gamer humour
  • SHOOP DA WOOP
  • have you seen amv hell 0?
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  • Hentai Artist: Alright I'm gonna draw a super cute girl
  • Me: Hell yeah
  • Hentai Artist: With big ol' titties and cute eyes and great skin and a little blush and some pouty lips
  • Me: Oh fuck yes
  • Hentai Artist: Gettin' FUCKED and goin' all ahegao
  • Me: YES PLEASE
  • Hentai Artist: By the UGLIEST
  • Me: No
  • Hentai Artist: SMELLIEST
  • Me: NO
  • Hentai Artist: FATTEST SON OF A
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cutesoylatte

Today I fucked up…by trusting a “hot local single in my area” on a dating app

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Greatest/worst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks..it’s story time:

Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I’m really cute (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for coffee at a random McDonald’s. When I ask if she’s a 45 year old man trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row that look like they’re straight from Facebook. Because that’s how you convince somebody you’re real (not true).

Now normally I don’t accept propositions like this because I’m thinking “what’s the catch?” Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO side…and since it’s right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that could happen is it’s a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that could happen.

I show up. She shows up. She’s real. I’m surprised. I buy her coffee because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested otherwise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn table because I’m a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later. 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message “lol u get lost???”. No response. Turns out she took the coffee and left.

So I’m not saying it’s bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or aren’t attracted to them. It’s totally your decision. But I don’t think that’s the case…I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I don’t think this was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect McHeist. And I’m starting to think I’m not even mad…she didn’t steal my credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.

And my heart.

tinyrobins tinyrobins

you mcfreakin lost her

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a few months ago a japanese family came to eat dinner with us and the only thing i understood was itadakimasu

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also literally right before they arrived at our house i was watching hentai so i’m positive all japanese people have the natural ability to sense the presence of hentai within a five mile radius so yeah you’re welcome grandma because otherwise your japanese friends wouldn’t know which house to go to

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How come “nice guys” say M’lady but wear fedoras?

If you’re saying M’lady you should be wearing tights and a neck ruffle. If you’re wearing a fedora you should be saying like… see here and dame. Classy fedora dudes never said M’lady. Wtf.

And why do they always have katanas? There’s like 5 different time periods in this horrible trope.

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This entire post makes me laugh

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M'anachronism

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